Cruise - Royal Railway

🚆 Utopia’s Royal Railway Tee – Everest? Nah, I Booked the Buffet Express Forget ice picks and altitude sickness—this shirt proves you took on a challenge of equal magnitude: securing Royal Railway reservations on Utopia of the Seas. No Sherpa required, just an iron stomach and a taste for train-side indulgence. With bold graphics and tongue-in-cheek bravado, it celebrates the cruise legend who didn’t summit Everest… but did survive the gravy gauntlet and bean blizzard at sea level. Warning: may cause altitude envy and uncontrollable snack attacks when near train whistles.